ehnoshima:

I PUT A BOMB ON HIS FORHEAD HE DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT

ehnoshima:

I PUT A BOMB ON HIS FORHEAD HE DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT

(via puniper)

What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: AEIOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL AEIOUAEIOUBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRJOHNMADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAR SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

(via roaminromans)

astralobservatory:

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

Snowhead Temple

(via puniper)

(via roaminromans)

So this girl my mom watches is watching the music video for katy Perry. Dark horse I think. The egyptian one. What the fuck am I watching?

mythologizingselfdeprecation:

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

you evil fucking masterminds

So OFF?

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

image

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