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skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

A popcorn kernal is full of this starch like substance. When heat from the oil is applied evenly and the starch heats rapidly, the starch expands until the husk of the kernal cant contain it anymore and it pops open.

Meral

I think I’m going to name my guitar meral (murh-all) because its an acoustic green guitar. Meral - emerald

thornedlily asked : Peppermint and bubble tea!

Peppermint: what’s your favorite holiday and why?

I’d have to say Halloween. The colour scheme and the costumes are fun and appealing. I also used to work at a haunted house. I enjoy the thought of horror and the idea of it. I don’t have to force any emotion or be forced into mandatory celebration.

Bubble Tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?

I honestly don’t know. I almost never go on the rides. they’ve just never really appealed all too much for me.

(thanks for the questions!)

tea ask!
earl grey: how do you take your tea?
lady grey: favorite outfit?
irish breakfast: what country do you want to visit?
chamomile: comfort movie?
peppermint: what's your favorite holiday and why?
milk: do you have any allergies?
sugar: tell me about your first crush
honey: type out the last text you sent
green tea: where do you feel most at peace?
bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?
mug: when/where do you normally drink tea?
chai: what do you order at starbucks?
oolong: what are you hoping to be doing in ten years?
herbal: post a selfie
coffee: surprise coffee ask! how do you take your coffee?
Rant o’ the day

You are allowed to make jokes or laugh at bad stuff.

You are not a bad person for making a joke about a terrible situation.

It’s about audience.

Honestly, I couldn’t care less if a person made a joke about rape or mental disorders, because I fully understand it’s a joke and the person isn’t serious about it.

Hell to be honest I make terrible jokes all the time, mainly gay jokes and racial jokes and yes I am a straight white guy.

I’m not racist or a homophobe, in fact I help out in racial or lgbt matters if I can.

But I make jokes about everything, I won’t lie, I do.

But I make jokes so I can add a little bit of humor to the day and make some people laugh or even myself. I know it’s a fucking joke and I am not at all serious about the jokes I say.

I do it so I’m not a fucking manic depressive little shit all the time. (not to say manic depressives are little shits, I just mean being a manic depressive on top of being a little shit) which is kind of ironic because I’m not that little. I am a big shit. like the cracking porcelain kind. but I digress.

You can be serious about a topic. But you are allowed to make jokes.

Make a joke. Have fun. Don’t be serious about it.

You can help and laugh at the same time.

Just know your audience and have fun.

What inspired the idea of monsters

velarise:

BABYMETAL

Have to say, I’ve been listening to their music and it’s interesting. I enjoy it.
"Stephen King once wrote that “Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there’s little fun to be had in explanations; they’re antithetical to the poetry of fear.” In a horror story, the victim keeps asking “Why?” But there can be no explanation, and there shouldn’t be one. The unanswered mystery is what stays with us the longest, and it’s what we’ll remember in the end."
— Alan Wake

Basics
(I saw some friends on here do this so I’ll do it too)

Name: Jacob
Age: 20
Gender: Male

Favorites

Food: Pizza I guess? I love fresh fruit though too. (especially peaches)
Drink: Sweet tea
Book: Good Omens or The Graveyard Book (If I had to choose)
Favorite Author: Niel Gaiman
Song: Depends on the day to be honest

Movie: Donnie Darko, well, usually but I love a good movie that makes you think so it kind of constantly changes a bit. Right now I’d have to say Mr. Nobody.

TV Show: Not entirely sure. My newest crave is Dexter
Band/group: Honestly couldn’t tell you. Maybe Dream Theater
Solo Artist: Either Ben Folds, Ingrid Michaelson, or Regina Spektor
Place: My room
School Subject: Science and some History (not american though, that is way too boring)
Sport: I guess Archery or some MMA but I rarely watch
Male Actor: I don’t really know
Female Actor: Same as above

Life

Best Friends:  My Roommate I suppose (he doesn’t have a tumblr)
Significant Other: Single
Siblings:  Two older sisters

Dream Job: Clinical Psychologist or Criminal Athnropologist/Forensics
Tattoos: None
Piercings: None
Languages: English

Tumblr

Reason Behind URL: I was really into Alice Madness Returns and Asylums. I also enjoy helping people and when I started the blog I would help a lot of depressed or suicidal people the best I could. That wasn’t the reason for the name but it seemed to fit well. Haven’t changed it since I made the blog two years ago.
Reason Behind Icon: I enjoyed the book Coraline. It would be me I suppose but I absolutely hate 99.998% pictures of me.
# of Posts: Including this? at the time 3,449
Why You Joined: My ex wanted me to join and I had an anime based blog as well as other but now I have just this one.
First URL: Angels-Over-Asylums
# of Blogs: 2. This and DickSaintJones (A tumblr made for my youtube gaming videos. but I may delete it since I don’t do much or get many views at all)

Existence is measured through observance.

To exist, something must be observed or able to be observed.

In a way you can say god does truly exist as well as every supernatural being simply because through a persons belief is the subject noticed, and that subject is affected by the being in a way. Being religious is being affected by a being that isn’t really there physically and while it affects you and you believe in it, it is observed by others through yourself.

God exists because some people are affected by him and that is observed.

You exist because through the interactions of others you are observed.

thelittlecheshire-cat asked : Once you get this, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself and send it to 10 of your followers.

Aw shit. 5 nice things about myself?
Well damn.

Hmm.

I guess I’m alright at some computer-y stuff.

Hmm I dont really know. I’m kind of just average if not subpar at a lot of things.

Some people say I draw well but I dont see it. Almost everyone I know does better so there isn’t much of a comparison.

So theres 2?

Umm I guess I’m alright at writing too.

Im ok at videogames I suppose. But I don’t really play online.

I. Hmm. Sorry dear I really have no idea and I am thinking decently hard. I don’t see myself as anything spectacular or special. All of my qualities I don’t really see as anything grand.

I guess the only thing about me that I’ve noticed is that for some strange reason a lot of people trust me and open up to me very easily. And I try hard not to betray that.

Other than that I don’t really see anything good. I mean I dont see everything as bad, some stuff I do but not all. I’m not really bad or good. I’m just there.

I’ll forward the messages when I’m on a pc though and not mobile.